I'd say local criminal activity just took a turn for the worse

The later hours of Sunday night were entertaining.At about 21:15 the distinct smell of acrid burning wafted through the top floor windows. I went belting out into the street and was greeted by the sight pictured above, except that when I got there the big red truck with the blue lights was missing (it turned up JUST as I was dialling 999, hows that for a prompt response !!)

The image is probably all too familiar for many of our readers. Underneath the blazing yellow white light is a stolen car "well alight" torched by the joyriders that nicked it because let's face it even I am going to have a hard time getting a decent DNA sample out of what remains and I worked with some of the people who pioneered the techniques (!)

Next week we've got one of those bloody silly neighbourhood meetings where some stuffed shirt in a police uniform and some even more pompous councillors sit down and preach to us that crime isn't anything like as bad as we fear, you know.

I might just go along and take a copy of this photo with me.

Apologies for the lousy quality by the way, the cameraphone lens is covered with greasy shite from where I went belting up to the inferno before the firemen got there just in case this was yet another drug dealer who could not pay his supplier being removed from the retail chain in the time honoured way.

 

 

 

Last Updated ( Tuesday, 29 September 2009 16:09 )

 

A case of the dodgy degree, M'lud.

Something I was going to mention in my story about the student loan company, but then I felt it would be better as a separate item.

We all know about those dodgy diplomas, right ? The scam emails saying "pay us your money and we'll send you a Ph.D no questions asked and no need to do all that boring studying".

And some of those scams take in the best of us. It won't take you long to google the details of the fact that for example Paul "I can make you thin / stop smoking / whatever" McKenna was conned by a seemingly genuine academic institution offering him a higher degree in exchange for a thesis and some hard cash.

Now it does not help that McKenna's own branch of what I will call complementary medicine, for that is what it is, suffers a problem of recognition. Doctors have the BMA and GMC. Lawyers have the Law Society. Nurses have the RCN. But for Mckenna's complementary therapy there is no equivalent accrediting body.

So when a young(ish) and less streetwise than he is today McKenna put together his carefully worded thoughts on the scientific principles behind the therapeutic use of hypnosis and related skills, and sent off his thesis and his cheque to the states, he says he had no reason to believe the paperwork he got back awarding him his qualification was anything other than a genuine award based on academic review of the material he presented.

I leave you make up your own mind on that, but I will point out that there are a LOT of people who say they too thought the place they and McKenna sent their work and their money was genuine, and when enough of them made the same complaint, the FBI took an interest and THEY came to the same conclusion too. And because I am always a champion of scrupulous fairness (and because McKenna has already won one libel case on this already where a foolish journalist failed to check his facts) I will also point out that McKenna has subsequently presented a dissertation to an academic body all hold to be genuine, and received the academic achievement his work clearly deserved.

But it seems the dodgy degree lives on.

My own degree in a scientific discipline was awarded to me in 1979 by an institution whose pedigree and standing was beyond reproach and the instant the ink dried I was able to join, as a "graduate member" the professional body to which those of that discipline sought membership in order to continue their careers. Regrettably in my case Margaret Thatcher was to smash my hopes of academic achievement, but such is life.

But today I see a worrying trend. Many University Charters allow the university to award degrees in subjects, and with syllabus content, controlled entirely by them.

In the right hands and with a modicum of common sense there is no problem. Physics is Physics, Chemistry is Chemistry, French is French, right ? And no-one in their right mind would set up a course in any of those subjects that was not going to give a student the necessary grounding ? Now let us be honest here, the people doing the teaching will obviously enthuse over their own specialist subjects, and a Physics or Engineering graduate of shall we say Cranfield bloody well ought to know more about aviation engineering than a graduate of another university I know with links to the Jodrell Bank Radio Telescope Project. But both should leave their alma mater with the same understanding of the malleable and ductile properties of the metals in those structures.

But here is the problem. More than two decades ago some employers found that people leaving some courses did not possess that same grounding, and to that end they, the employers, went to those professional bodies I spoke of and asked that they provide oversight of the course structure, course content, and examination methods, and thereby give their seal of approval, or accreditation, to the degree, thereby showing an employer that a man or woman with that bit of paper from that body could indeed be relied upon to have been taught the necessary information. Whether they retained it through the drunken haze of the post graduation party was another matter of course.

But today, there are still some well respected institutions who offer courses and degrees that do not carry any such accreditation.

I will give you just one example. Thanks to the popularity of the "CSI" genre of programmes there are a bewildering array of courses in university that the unsuspecting might believe would give them instant entry to the job. Now I cannot fault the scientific research that goes into the programmes, hell some of my own research from decades ago made a fleeting appearance in one episode as did the textbook from which I learned my craft, but when did you last see Grissom in a white suit and boots as the Midsomer Murders forensic crew always are. But while there are lots and lots of courses available leading to degree level qualifications, how many are actually accredited by the UK Royal Society of Chemistry which is the one thing the UK Forensic Service will use to judge the worth of your degree ?

The answer is about half a dozen and whilst the universities whose courses have that status will tell you of its importance, the ones that do not seemed strangely quiet about it.

But hey, with luck you can combine that degree with your A level in Media Studies and go get a bit part on the set and play act as if you were doing the real thing.

You'll get paid more, too !

 

Common Sense in Childcare ? Must be an election round the corner.

At last, a sense of reality has arrived in the childcare trench war between the nutters who "regulate" in the name of political correctness, multiculturalism and state brainwashing, and the poor bloody infantry on the front line.

OFSTED has been told to take its demand that two policewomen who looked after each other's kids when one was on duty and the other not be hauled up and charged with breaking the law by failing to register as childminders, wrap that demand up in cardboard with sharp edges and shove it, sharp edges and all, up their fat arse.

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Last Updated ( Monday, 28 September 2009 08:50 )

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Ken Livingstone chooses London Zoo for his place of marriage

News reaches me from the hallowed halls of the Biased Broadcasting Corporation that pigeon hater Ken Livingstone has take the plunge and made an "honest woman" of she who is described on that page as his "long term partner" Emma Beal.

 

But is it not the act that caught my attention. No, it was the venue. LONDON ZOO

 

Last Updated ( Wednesday, 30 September 2009 07:17 )

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Disabled man fined £472 for £30 hospital parking ticket

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I have certain opinions about hospital parking charges, arising from the fact that the University Hospital of Wales charged my family more than a thousand pounds for the privilege of being there to watch my father die in a stinking, dirty, unheated hospital room. And then they charged us to park to collect the death certificate and charged us an extra £150 for the signature by two doctors that in killing him with a final fatal dose of morphine their motives were not those of harold shipman.

 

Last Updated ( Thursday, 01 October 2009 03:18 )

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More Question Time Lies

Not something that even deserves to be "news" really, given that we hear it every day.

Last night the first programme of Question Time's 31st year got off to its usual start when Harriet the White Man Hater lied to the population in front of an audience that positively lapped it up. First she demonstrated that she has a serious problem in the short and long term memory department. Speaking to defend baroness Scotland's right to keep her job after voting to pillory any who employed an illegal worker whether they knew they were illegal or not and then failing to follow the law and guidance instructions her own government imposed on the rest of us, Harman revealed her failure to even know the penalty for the act that had been committed. It took a member of the audience to point out that the Baroness had received only half of the fine she laid down should be imposed on any ordinary person found to have done as she did.

And then Harman revealed her failure to keep up with events. Whilst strangely deciding to adopt BNP policy on asylum seekers by stating the ones recently camped in france should have claimed asylum in the first safe country they arrived in, she could not resist lying to the nation and the audience by pretending the BNP still had a membership policy that befitted its role as a protector of the future of the indigenous population of these islands, whilst knowing all along that her government and its poisonous arse kissers had already acted to destroy that.

Not that anyone in the audience gave a toss of course, they all lapped it up.

Anyone fancy writing a letter to the Biased Broadcasting Corporation to complain ?

Last Updated ( Friday, 25 September 2009 08:54 )

 

Roman Polansky: what the hell are they making a fuss about ?

I confess I am having SERIOUS problems understanding why "luvvies and thespians" from Hollywood to Bollywood seem to be up in arms over the arrest of Roman Polanski.

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I'd work for the tories to serve my country, says Peter Mandelson

Well Well Well. What IS the Prince of Darkness up to ?

Over on The Mail Online is the supposedly startling admission that Peter Mandelson would work for the Tories if Labour lost.

Where do I start with this ? Ah yes, I know.

Why doesn't someone ask Diddy David Cameron if he welcomes this gesture of friendship from the man who is supposed to have engineered the New Labour phenomenon. Speaking for myself I would sooner climb down into the 666th level of the pit of hell and proceed to crawl up Satan's backside than have this man in any organisation I had anything to do with, and if David has any sense, he'll see that he needs to adopt a similar stance.

A masterpiece though, announcing the day before the New Labaah conference that "if it all goes pear shaped I am jumping ship".

Someone should ask Ladbrokes if any suspicious characters have placed large cash bets on Gordon losing the leadership.

STOP PRESS UPDATE: It looks like Mandy has pi55ed off his chums - when he turned up th the conference he was denied admission because of a problem with his security pass. I bet he loved that. There's an IT job up for grabs tomorrow, I'll bet. Story Here

Last Updated ( Sunday, 27 September 2009 19:55 )

 

Peter Hain demands Labour "expose the tories"

 

Well, well, well.

Look who has crawled out of the woodwork.

On the eve of the last Party Conference before Brown is sent into oblivion, none other than PETER HAIN the Mister Popular of Neath, the man so fastidious with the finances that he is more pure than 24 carat gold and white as the driven snow, is quoted on the BBC News Page saying Labour MUST "expose the tories" for what they are.

Good luck with that, Peter. Oh look, Peter, look over there ... can you not see that ... a whole herd of Gloucester Old Spot's and Tamworths trotting down the taxiway to Gatwick 26 Right given tower clearance to FL310

 

Last Updated ( Wednesday, 30 September 2009 07:18 )

 

Moslem Who Hit Boys In Mosque School for "giggling" Up before The Beak

Here's a little gem from the pages of the "Asian News". The bloke in charge of a group of boys in a Manchester Mosque School where the assembled group were learning their Koran By Rote as all followers of the cult of the dead paedophile are forced to do, was brought up before the beak for responding to an outburst of giggling by whacking the boys at the back of the head so hard they lost their hearing for between five and ten minutes.

Would You Let This Man Teach Your Kids

An act meriting instant dismissal and imprisonment if it were done by a non-moslem to a child of any age and faith. But what punishment will be meted out to this child abuser ?  Probably none - after all he's been using this method to control the children in his charge for some time.

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